trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

(via fake-mermaid)

howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

(via thisisntwhatshesaid)

whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

(via ay-lexa)

c1u:

reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries

(via just-a-sleepless-dreamer)