You only missed my voice
when nobody else called you.
— Y.Z, A ten word story on being a second choice (via bl-ossomed)

(via heartshapedshotgun)

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via flawedlovers)


Do not pity the dead.

Do not pity the dead.

(via madastheseaandwind)

Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal? Louis XIV (last words)   (via iclande)

(via vodkacupcakes)

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

(via fake-mermaid)

Children and teenagers can handle a lesbian or gay orientation within themselves. What they cannot handle is the trauma of concealing it, not being able to express it or talk about it, and the negativity surrounding it by others around them.

—  Joe Kort, gay affirmative therapy for the straight clinician (via disabledbyculture)

(via sarah--kay)

5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

(via flawedlovers)

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

(via flawedlovers)